Hello and welcome to GamesMaster; the show that made Patrick Moore look even more ridiculous than usual.
I heard that!
I'm your host Dominic Diamond. On this week's show, I'll be reviewing what is probably the most eagerly anticipated video game of all time. It's none other than Sim United Nations. This game promises to be more fun than a barrel full of, er.. Well, things that are fun I suppose. Or..
Oh just get on with it! I have to do The Sky At Night in an hour.
The first thing that struck me about the game was it's complexity. This is not the sort of game you can just dive straight into. Because of this, I decided to set my sights low to start with. My initial goal was to pass a motion that merely suggested that nations should try to be nicer to each other. Admittedly, this wasn't going to change the world. In fact, my proposed motion would have absolutely no effect at all. Surely it wouldn't take long until it was approved?
Well dear viewers, two things have happened since we last spoke; I have aged horribly, and my modest motion has been rejected. Worse still, the game has just crashed for no reason. I cannot get it to run again. Therefore, I must award Sim UN ten out of ten for realism, because just like the real UN, it doesn't work.