Seeing as this is my very first entry, I thought I'd start the ball rolling by revealing a few interesting facts about myself. Actually, they're all quite mundane, but I'll share them with you nonetheless. I'm a member of a football-riot re-enactment club. We get together once a month, get totally rat-arsed on lager, and then kick the shit out of each other. It's great fun! I've got a phobia of those eight-legged things. I can hardly bring myself to say it. You know what I'm talking about. That's right - conga lines with only four people.. Yuck! I've got a pet dot. Oh look, there he is now.. Here boy! . I once had a job as an edible tampon salesman. The usual reaction I received from potential customers was 'no bloody way mate!' I know the meaning of life. Click here to see it yourself. I recently read a book about a man who thinks he's lost his memory, although he can't actually remember. I forget how it ends. The lost Ark of the Covenant is actually under my bed. I have no idea how it got there. So there you have it. I have to go and dust the Ark now, as it has a tendancy to strike people dead if it's not kept clean. By the way, the link to my guestbook is not working. Hold your mouse pointer over the link to find out why. I'll be back soon.. Guestbook