aka 'Lord Skiddy-Paddle!'

I bought myself a CD today.

Now I should point out that the usual sort of music most people listen to just doesn't do anything for me. I've tried it all; pop, rock, classical, post-modern improvised jazz-funk fusion.. I just can't listen to any of that stuff.

I prefer music to be more.. Natural.

That's why I bought 'The Greatest Sound Effects Album In The World EVER!.. Vol. 12'.

The best tracks on the album are:

'Man Scratches Head'

'Cat Trapped In Box'

'Bloke Watching The Tele'

'Microphone Thrown At Wall'

Now I own all the other albums in the series, and I have to say that this latest CD is by far the worst. I can't help thinking that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel..

Actually, 'Scraping The Bottom Of A Barrel' is track 14.

Oh, and you've probably noticed that my troublesome guestbook link has got itself a placard.. Just ignore it.

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