Well that's it, no more boozing for me. I'll never touch another drop.. Honest! Well okay, I won't quit totally, but I will limit my drinking to special occasions. Well, special occasions and weekends... And weekdays. Okay, let's review my new, healthier drinking schedule; I'll only drink at special occasions, weekends, weekdays AND EVERY OTHER WAKING MOMENT! I should cut down though. Every time I get drunk, I somehow manage to bring half the country back to my bedroom. For instance, here's a list of what I discovered in my bedroom when I awoke the morning after my last drinking sesh: A trafic cone. A urinal. The entire Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. Some bloke called Trevor. How did all that get in my bedroom? Who knows. All I do know is that it took me an age to flush the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra down the toilet. Trevor helped out though.. He's a nice guy. Right, I'll be back tomorrow... If I'm not too drunk that is. Guestbook | 