Today's entry is quite a special one, as we have a guest. It's none other than John Cleese! I have no idea what he's going to speak about, but it should be good whatever it is.

Okay John, take it away!..

Thanks Dave. Hello everyone. I'm sure most of you will remember me for being a member of the Monty Python team in the seventies and eighties, but what you might not know about me is that I'm an active supporter of the Liberal Democrats here in Britain. Isn't that right Dave?

Huh? Um.. Yes that's right John, although I wasn't expecting a party political broadcast..

NO-ONE expects a party political broadcast! Haha. But seriously, a lot of people think that the Liberal Democrats would be soft on crime. This couldn't be further from the truth.

In fact, I've persuaded the Liberal Democrat leader, Charles Kennedy, to adopt a whole new policy on law and order.

Under a Liberal Democrat government, anyone commiting a crime outdoors will be crushed instantly by a giant cartoon foot. If a crime is committed inside a building, a deadly 100 ton weight will fall from the ceiling resulting in an EX-criminal..

That's right, it's justice Python style!

Also, it would be illegal for people to come up to me in the street and start quoting lines from old Python sketches, especially ones I wasn't even in! That makes me sooo mad!

Er, thanks John. You better go and have a lie down.

And now, a word from Gerry Adams...

BUMFLAKES!

Goodbye!

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