So the British women's curling team won a gold medal huh? I can't see what all the fuss is about. Let's face it, curling is just bowls on ice.

Bowls or Balls?

My favourite event is the snowball fight. Britain always does well in that. I don't fancy our chances in the snowman competition though.

I actually wanted to be part of the Olympics myself, so I applied to join the Canadian women's ice hockey team.

They turned me down for the following reasons:

A. I'm not Canadian.

B. I'm not a woman.

E. I don't know the alphabet.

7. I can't count.

Oh well.

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