A couple of friends of mine at work are currently having an office romance. Their names are Susan Keysworth and Brian Grace. To protect their identities, I shall refer to them as S and B respectively for the rest of this entry.

Now I have nothing against the 'office romance' as long as it doesn't hamper the ability to work. Flirt with each other and make stupid kissy faces if you must, but never forget that work comes first. Your love life should never effect your ability to work. That's where I draw the line.

Well, not only did S and B cross that line today, they spilt their bodily fluids all over it!

At around eleven o'clock today, I found them having sex in the photocopying room.

I was shocked!

I was disgusted!

I took photos!

I also made a video. Now, I'm not a professional director, and they're not professional 'performers', but I think we made one fine little video!

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