Big Brother 3 starts on Friday here in the UK, and I for one can't wait! Now I know that a lot of people despise BB, but it seems the hype surrounding this year's show could be justified.

In fact, it could even have implications for the Northern Ireland peace process.

It would appear that not all the IRA's decommissioned weapons have been 'put beyond use'. Check out the latest Big Brother advert:

Now I know they were going to make it tougher this year, but that could be taking things a little too far.. Meh, on second thoughts, fuck 'em! We all love a bit of mindless violence yes?

One of the things I'm not looking forward to is the flood of spoof Big Brother diaries that'll start popping up over the next few weeks. You know the ones I mean. The authors of these diaries substitute the real contestants with celebs and/or people they know, and then write about all the wacky things they get up to...

I wouldn't mind, but most of them are written by barely literate halfwits who wouldn't know comedy if it came up to them and stabbed them repeatedly in the face with a broken bottle.

So, how long will it be before I resort to writing such Big Brother bollocks? Give me a couple of weeks..

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