"I'd just like to state what an honour it is to interview an actress of your calibre. You've appeared in so many great films over the years, and your performance in every one was remarkable."
"Why thank you Barry. Coming from you, that really is a complement."
"Having said that, what on earth made you want to appear in an obscure online diary?"
"Well Barry, I've been a member of the Campaign to Legalise Infant Cannibalism for about two years now. I believe strongly in what they stand for, so when David Artois asked me to appear in a promotional entry for C.L.I.C, I jumped at the chance."
"Was it difficult making the transition from celluoid to HTML?"
"No, not at all. In fact, I would say the atmosphere was a lot more relaxed. It's very different from making a Hollywood blockbuster. There simply isn't as much pressure."
"What was it like working with David Artois"
"I've always wanted to work with David. I think he's an excellent writer with a bright future. He also has a relaxed attitude towards work.. Very relaxed in fact. He's actually incredibly lazy. But that's a good thing. Yes."
"And the rest of the cast? How did you get on with them?
"Why don't you ask them yourself? I've had them surgically attached to my back."
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