'Hi! I just moved in next door and I was wondering if I could borrow some sugar?'

'I'm am sorry my new neighbour type friend. I am all out of sugar.'

'Oh dear. Um.. Do you have any anthrax?'

'Why yes indeedy my friend. Would you like anything else?'

'Hmm.. What about long-range missiles? I could do with a few of those.'

'Here you are my friend.'

'Thank you. You're very kind. Oh, just one more thing..'

'Yes my inquisitive chummy?'

'Do you have nuclear weapons capability?'

'Yes I do. But please, you keep hush-hush yes?'

'Gotcha! I'm actually a UN weapons inspector!'

'Oh blimey!'

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