Did man land on the moon?
The answer to that question is simple.. No - he didn't! You see, we here at When Conspiracy Theories Get Even Sillier can conclusively prove that...
Let's look at the evidence:
Firstly, the astronauts had to travel through the deadly Van Allen radiation belt. The only way for a human to pass through this radiation unharmed is by wearing heavy foundation make-up.
Are you seriously telling me that a man is going to wear make-up into space? Of course not!
Now take a look at this photo of Neil Armstrong:
No, your eyes do not deceive you. He is holding a handbag. That's because he is a she! This is Nigella Armstrong. She was the first women on the moon.
Why didn't anyone notice this before? Because NASA edited out the handbag. We got the real picture from some guy.. I think his name was Rod. I met him at a bar.
Now take a look at this picture:
They're the words Nigella really uttered when she first stepped onto the moon's surface. Not quite as moving as the words later dubbed in by NASA, huh? But what do you expect, she's just a woman.
Although this evidence is pretty conclusive, we here at When Conspiracy Theories Get Even Sillier like to get a balanced view. That's why we asked some of our critics to give their opinion this subject.
However, the only evidence they could present to disprove our theory was this flimsy cardboard box:
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