MAN BATTERED TO DEATH WITH FROZEN FISH.

The fish in question is a 28 inch long trout and weighs in at a whopping 15 pounds. Police were said to be impressed.

The fish was discovered on Friday morning at a house in South London.

"The real tragedy about this case" commented Detective Inspector Andrew Bacon, "is that this fish has been lying here for almost a week. If we'd discovered it just a few days earlier, it would have made a lovely fish supper."

When asked about the current state of the fish, Mr. Bacon revealed it was in a terrible condition, adding "I really can't understand how someone could do that to such a beautiful trout."

A memorial service will be held for the fish later this week.

The deceased was named as Paul Phillips.

BackwardsForward

gee-bookolderlatestprofileemail