WARNING: This update contains absolutely no bad language.
Please note: The previous warning may have been inaccurate. Fuck.
WARNING: This page will soon be demolished to make way for a website about curtains... So you could say that it's curtains for David Artois!
Please note: You could say that, but it's not recommended.
WARNING: This site should not be taken internally.
Please note: Before this update officially begins, I would like to highlight the following guidelines which will not only heighten your enjoyment of this update but also insure your safety at all times.
1. While reading this update it is absolutely essential to laugh out loud on a regular basis. Failure to do so may result in offense being taken by the auther.
2. For your own safety, please do not kill yourself.
3. PRINT "TITTIES"
4. GOTO 3
WARNING: This site may contain too many warnings.
Please note: In order for the previous warning to have been effective, it should have appeared before all the other warnings.
Thank you for your patience.
And now, the latest David Artois update..
